What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:25

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
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Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?